Campus boys have nowadays resorted to steal the girls hearts through religion. If the fellow learns that the girl or chic is a Catholic, they try to convince her to soften her heart by buying her a plate of pork and shower the tables with beer bottles.
The Campus Times has revealed that 90% of Catholics campus chics enjoy pork. To Nkumba university students, this is referred to as Ipsam. And the popular pork joints include Mango Bar, Kitubuulu and along Kasenyi road. A plate goes for as little as ten thousand.
At Islamic University in Uganda, the simplicity way is to learn some Arabic words. Boys use words like…asalam aleikum, allahimuddilah, and insha allah….and most important one must be circumcised. Here booze sounds like hell, that is in case hell does exist.
These kind of campus girls consume a lot of chicken, chips, chaps. And all they know best rotates around the letters ch…ch. So guys intending to fall in love with the chics should be careful.
For my brothers and sisters at Mukono Christian University, one must be or pretend to be a Born Again.
Because once you take her out on a date, she will ask you to say a prayer first. And be ready to continuously say Amen every after her statements.
These chics are however not so costly if you can afford to buy them things like ice cream, Wavah water, and a few latest brands of sweets on the streets.They also enjoy evening rides, so a car is a must.
Next time The Campus Times will bring you what softens the hearts of Makerere university girls and Kampala International university girls.