Lord, please demonstrate your mercy by blessing my candidate.
I’m not a very good prayer nor am I a good cook,  but I really need both.

Lord, please bless these sumptuous torn trousers and bless the pizza guy who will prepare it.

Our heavenly Father, we thank you for all we are about to receive…

Well everything will be welcome except that this is a fasting period and maybe some items have to be foregone.

In your name I pray…….Amen.

  Campus Gossip, Funny prayer