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Brand Recognition in love, Can I marry you?

A Lecturer was in a class trying to explaining the different types of marketing. To drive his topic home, he related the topic to how a man would try to catch the attention of a girl.

He narrated, You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say; I am very rich. Marry me! – That is Direct Marketing.

You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says; He is very rich. Marry him! – That is Advertising.

You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says; You are very rich! Can I marry you? – That is Brand Recognition.

You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say; I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a hot slap on your face. – That is Customer Feedback.

You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say; I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband. – That is Perfect competitive Market.

You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and before you say; I am rich, Marry me!, your wife arrives. – That is Decision making point.

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