HATE has 4 letters so does LOVE and the QURAN has 5 letters so does the BIBLE. On a boring Sunday of June 1st, I decide not to move out but instead resort to my old dictionary trying to analyze the everyday life. On reading a number of words,  I came across several words that sounded opposite […]
By the way do you remember a guy who was asked by a campus dame in which hole he was residing. He responded confidently ‘Lumumba hall’. On realizing that he was not very ok with English, the girl switched to FM and asked “Oli mu katuli ki?” irritated he retorted: “Nze ndi mulokole“. Frustrated, she […]
A 3rd year student at Kyambogo University was in love with a 1st year babe at Makerere university Business School (MUBS) but never had the guts to tell her. One night at around 11pm, he gathered some courage and sent her a text saying, ‘I love u, I wanna date u. Please reply and tell […]
Campus girls have so many tricks they use in order to con men of money. Some of them do not want to openly ask for money from their lovers but find others ways of doing it. Foreample if you are moving out together and she comes across a nice dress or a pair of shoes, […]
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accommodates you fully despite […]
Honey help me here, I want you to fix my pads.Is it too much love oh craziness? She always gets into her periods on 27th. So yesterday I was preparing breakfast then she came holding her sanitary pads screaming, Honey honey help me here, I want you to fix my pads. I was like eh […]
I dumped my ex boyfriend as charity for the less fortunate. I donated him to the needy. God said always give out what you don’t use or need in your life anymore to those who don’t have. I love my good heart
Nkumba Guild Bosses caught in the act: Office matters, financial affairs or an emergency of the sorts. H.E Byarugaba Julius (Nkumba University guild president) had so many things to attend to while having time off with the former Guild President, Madinah Zalwango. As his ears were listening to whoever was speaking, or the one who […]